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Joke of the Day

"I wish they made aviator goggles for cats because my cat looks pretty dumb riding in my motorcycle's sidecar without them."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 got rid of the headphone jack."

"Airlines. Graciously giving you the choice to have feet, or a personal item, but not both."

"I just had to think to remember how to write a capital ""P"", so if anyone needs a tutor for their kid or anything, hit me up."

"How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb? Well, not all of them."

"Where do werewolves live? In werehouses."

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale SR. Have in common? Their last great hit was The Wall"

"*sees a woman struggling with a big suitcase up the stairs* Me: Need help with that? Her: Yeah! Me: *gives her a hug* You got this, girl."

"i before e except after c Great, now how am I supposed to spell ""ice"" again?"

"Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with ""Ah, I guess you had to be there."""