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Joke of the Day

"Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with ""Ah, I guess you had to be there."""

"""That's funny"" is a nice way of letting someone know it really wasn't."

"How does an Australian clean is bum? Bidet, mate."

"Cop: Have you been drinking or are you on any drugs? Me: Whoa, one question at a time, dude."

"What does a priest get when he wants some pussy? Nun."

"What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen? Carlos."

"The rats outside my apartment building are getting very bold. One of them just asked me for my number."

"A priest walks up to a rabbi and says . . . ""Been in any good jokes lately?"""

"What do making love in a canoe and Budweiser have in common? Both are fucking close to water."

"What's the difference between a chick and a woman? The chick says ""cock-a-doodle-do"", and the woman says "" any-cock-will-do"""