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Joke of the Day
"i before e except after c Great, now how am I supposed to spell ""ice"" again?"
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"I heard reports of a white haired man in a strange outfit going around emptying his sack in children's bedrooms across the country. Which is crazy because I heard Jimmy Saville was dead."
"[finds sock with hole in it] *gets angry* [puts sock back in same drawer] *repeats forever*"
"People are so wary of technology still. I grew up living directly under high power lines & only have 1 sentient mole that orders me to kill."
"What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? Kanye"
"Google changed to Alphabet Mostly alpha, not making it to bet-"
"My dad used to say ""fight fire with fire"" I guess that explains why he got thrown out of the fire brigade"
"A liar, A cheat, and a sore loser walk into a bar. The bartender says: What'll it be Mrs.Clinton?"
"What's loud and sounds like ""apples""? *APPLES!!!*"
"You've got to hand it to short people. Because sometimes they can't reach."