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Joke of the Day
"i before e except after c Great, now how am I supposed to spell ""ice"" again?"
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"A man is about to jump off a building. A physicist tells him ""Don't jump! You have so much potential!"""
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"What do men and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up."
"Missus and I splitting. I blame her new job. Ever since she started at EA, our definitions of ""exclusive"" have really diverged."
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"Why do people from finland have problems with sex? Because it's hard for them to Finnish."
"Difference between erotic and perverted You can be erotic by gently stroking your girlfriend with a feather. But its perverted if you take the whole goose to do it."