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Joke of the Day
"I Nominate Lou Gehrig."
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"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun has one trigger."
"I once told a joke so corny... That it was sold at the farmers' market"
"If a tree falls down in the woods... But nobody is around to hear it. Does a hipster still buy the album?"
"How do you get rid of an itch? Start from scratch."
"Don't worry if you're not part of a clique. You can get the same experience by running through a minefield."
"Wat did the romans say when they put jesus on the cross? ""Nailed It"""
"Just because your kid says, ""You're my hero"" does not mean you can pick them up at school wearing a cape, apparently"
"What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them."
"Why is a UTI such a bad thing? Because it means urine trouble"