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Joke of the Day
"How do you get rid of an itch? Start from scratch."
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"What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants? They took my hijab!"
"Easter Kids' Joke Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs? (In a tone like you have no idea) ""No bunny nose"" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend"
"Hardcore Ramen: drink boiling water, swallow dried noodle block, snort flavor packet."
"I predict futuristic fiction will become very popular. Nope, just an example of futuristic fiction. It wasn't that great because that's what futuristic fiction is like."
"Are you a cat person or a person person?"
"How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the otherside!"
"Have you heard about the all-lesbian construction crew? well, they don't use studs; it's all tongue & groove :)"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom ... because the ""p"" is silent"
"Robin Williams: *Goes for hi-five* C'mon man, don't leave me hanging."