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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun has one trigger."

"Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room? Because it was More ER Tea."

"Whats the last thing that went through the suicide bombers mind? His ass"

"Seriously. Once you learn how it reaches your dinner plate, you'll never want to eat human flesh again."

"I ate some crickets last night. Gave me the runs."

"Mommy mommy why do I keep running around in circles? ""Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."" In the 80s, my mother thought this was hilarious."

"Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies? I'm a huge fan."

"A man goes to the doctor for a prostate exam. The doctor pens the following in his notes ""Patient presented with anxiety""."

"I knew my fantasies were getting worse But when I spanked a statue I knew I'd hit rock bottom."

"Why do Jews watch porno movies in reverse? Because they like the part where the hooker gives the money back to the guy."