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Joke of the Day
"Why did tomato blush? because it saw the salad dressing"
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"As a child, I wanted to be a psychologist. But my parents told me, ""We're a-Freud you're too Jung for that."""
"What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs? A flap in the face."
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"I told you to pick up a slow cooker... All I see when I look in the kitchen is a turtle wearing a chefs hat"
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"My wife says if this post gets over 1000 upvotes, I can get anal. Please upvote because I want this house to be spotless."
"What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? One makes your day and one makes your hole weak."
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"What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree might kill you? A pool table."