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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme."
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"(real news) A tech company has announced they are close to perfecting a flying car. The company says the car should be ready by the year 2000."
"Once I've repeated what I said for the third time, I have to tell my dark family secret: I come from a long line of mumblers."
"How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend? ""Marriage.. you wanna?"""
"Did you know the Hulk has a lesser know super hero cousin with depression? Yeah, he's called the Incredible Sulk. #momstandup"
"2 blondes are taking a walk in a park... One of them says: ""Ouuh... look, a dead bird"" And the other looks up and asks: ""Where?"""
"What did the fuse say when it blew out? Sorry, I couldn't resist."
"What do you call a blind German? A nat-zee"
"I heard they were going to put Frederick Douglass on the Fifty. But they were worried it would only be worth $30."
"But Honey, if I stop eating this third bowl of Cap'n Crunch just because the roof of my mouth is bleeding, then the terrorists have won."