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Joke of the Day
"Doctor told me I have cirrhosis of liver How am I going to cure my alcohol addiction now!"
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"Key ring A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once."
"Screw the nice list, I've got you on my ""nice and naughty list!"
"What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein."
"*puts ranch dressing on chicken* aww look at his little cowboy hat and boots, how cute is that"
"Q: What do ghosts like to chew? A: Boobble gum."
"I don't hate you, but if you we're drowning, I would dive in and handcuff a piano to your neck."
"What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup? Faux."
"LIFE HACK: A pancake makes a great and edible mouse pad."
"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt"