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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between 3 big cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
Next Joke
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"My Dad just had a stairlift installed in the house. Its driving him up the wall."
"""Welcome to fightclub you may now kiss the bride."""
"What is the difference between animal abuse and animal cruelty? . . . The size of your dick."
"If your wife is a school crossing guard, you're missing a huge opportunity if you don't tell people she's into human trafficking."
"Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Cause the it would be a foot!"
"Are your clothes meant to scream out ""help"" when you squeeze yourself into them?"
"Knock Knock Its the Spanish inquisition"
"Everyone at this whistling convention looks extremely suspicious."