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Joke of the Day
"You were beautiful in my dreams, but a fucking nightmare in reality."
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"What do you tell a worried guitar? Don't fret"
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"Why did Ernest Hemingway kill himself? He was paid per word."
"So my friend told me I don't understand the meaning of irony... It was ironic because I was sitting on a park bench."
"Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land."
"Asians aren't bad drivers. They're just disoriented."
"How do you make your girlfriend cry while you're having sex? Call and let her know."
"Today is Star Wars Day, which means we should all reflect on a simpler time in our lives, when Harrison Ford didn't have an earring."