4221

Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada."

"I watched a documentary about the victims of anorexia. Maybe I would have taken them more seriously if the camera didn't add 10 pounds."

"The award for best X-Man goes to... Caitlyn Jenner."

"What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much? Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty"

"Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student? She was A Minor."

"How do you sum up a cashew? In a nutshell!"

"To the ""Remain"" crowd in Britain... come to Canada! Half of the US is moving here soon anyhow."

"Why do farts smell? ... For the benefit of the deaf!"

"I accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? None. German light bulbs are quality products."