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Joke of the Day
"How is your mom just like a laundromat? For a dollar in quarters she will take my load."
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"My mother in law just died... It was a blessing though. I had been suffering for years."
"Indian Brothers & Sisters: You know all those awful things Columbus did to the Native Americans? Just remember...HE WAS LOOKING FOR US"
"Katie Price's first task in Celebrity.... Katie Price's first task in Celebrity Big Brother is to not get pregnant or married in the next three weeks."
"All the liberals want to move to Canada... What's wrong with Mexico, you racist fucks?"
"I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow."
"The Wife just asked if she looked OK in her new pants.. She did... But I paused to long,,,,,,,,,,,,,Please send an ambulance..."
"When you're cold inside, where do you stand? You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD"
"In my spare time, I help blind kids I mean the verb, not the adjective"
"Did you know Darth Vader had a wife? Her name was Ella.... Ella Vader."