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Joke of the Day

"Katie Price's first task in Celebrity.... Katie Price's first task in Celebrity Big Brother is to not get pregnant or married in the next three weeks."

"Either that loud scream was a patient yelling for help or Fred pulled the string on the bird's tail for quitting time- Why my cw hates me"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? The prostitute stops screwing the client when they die. Source: eavesdropping on the legal counsel at work."

"I asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had. He started counting but then he fell asleep."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist!"

"My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi."

"I'm afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating."

"What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !"

"How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he has to manufacture it first."

"Boy: My love for you is like counting the stars.. Girl: Oww, Infinite? Boy: Nope, Pointless .."