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Joke of the Day
"My mother in law just died... It was a blessing though. I had been suffering for years."
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"What do you call a Greek with a spanking fetish? Spanakopita"
"Her: Are you even listening to me or are you just tweeting? Me: Yes sweetie, I hate her too."
"Relevant advice. Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler."
"""Tell me why I shouldn't report you to HR?"" The doctor yelled at me when I used the defibrillator wrong. ""I don't work here"" I yelled back."
"Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a Martini. The bartender asks,""Olive or twist?"""
"Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kids? Easy on the candy!"
"""YOU AIN'T SHIT WITHOUT ME! YOU HEAR ME? YOU'RE NOTHING!"" - syrup to pancakes."
"What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? [They're all gone.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzwDgz053PI)"