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Joke of the Day
"Warning: Game of Thrones Spoilers Will make your car look fucking stupid"
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"When i was younger i had part of my colon removed Now i only have a semicolon"
"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the pants"
"What is the height of slime? A jellyfish having a wank in a bowl of snot."
"I'm such an introvert. #Introvert #Introverted #TeamIntroverted #Shy #SoShy #2Shy #2Shy2Talk2You #ShyBoy #Blushes #NoEyeContact #SoftTalker"
"What's the Best thing about Duct Tape? It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm."
"Why did Hitler's Bed'n Breakfast fail? The only thing he served for breakfast was concentrated juice."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? R, C, I and P are all pretty much equal"
"I hugged someone else's mom at a park once and now mine won't pick me up bc I smell like other mom now"
"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney"