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Joke of the Day
"The word for today is legs Go out and spread the word!"
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"Q: What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork? A: Kermit the Frog's Finger"
"If George Washington Carver became a teacher, what would his nickname be? The Nutty Professor"
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"You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment He's always right on the money."