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Joke of the Day
"The word for today is legs Go out and spread the word!"
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"When you're in a Google Drev with the KKK So today I was working in groups with the KKK :^) http://imgur.com/mNG0RMi"
"I like to thanks my fingers,I can always count on them,my arm,they're always by my side,and my leg for always supporting me"
"I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying ""Dark"" Vader I may have to sell him."
"I don't know what to think of mountain-climbing. It has it's ups and downs."
"I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire but I've only come up with one: Lying."
"My hus thinks I'm getting up early tomorrow to go to the gym to get all sweaty. But what he doesn't know is that my ""gym"" is spelled ""Jim."""
"My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary."
"*lives in a crumbling democracy on a slow terrible decline* hellll yes who just got two green lights in a row"
"A seal walks into a club.... That's the story and we're sticking to it."