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Joke of the Day
"The NSA doesn't monitor your browsing Chuck Norris listens to your key strokes."
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"Have a bad only child? Apple unveils terrifying robot sibling... iSis."
"What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber? Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar."
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste"
"Planned to go to Thailand for my vaca this year but after hearing about the ladyboys I thought Phuket"
"Me: Hey, look, I can't stay long, I've got a cab downstairs. Her: You took a cab? Me: I'm gonna give it back!"
"Want to hear my tribute to Elvis? Thanks, Elvis."
"Usian Bolt's favourite country? I-ran ;)"
"My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things in her ear... So I leaned forward and said: ""dishes, bathroom and laundry."""
"The CEO of Nutella has died. A memorial dinner will be served straight from the jar, over the sink at midnight."