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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England? baroque"

"Tell you what I know about dwarves very little. I can say that, they look up to me."

"PR manager, philosopher, translator and a journalist walk into a bar The Bartender says: ""Hey Tony! Four bachelor's degrees, but still no luck finding a job?"""

"The cannabis industry... It's a growing market."

"I dont have enough money to play f2p (free to play) games because i lack the money to buy the necessary hacks to be able to compete in equal grounds."

"The one huge advantage of being dumb ... you never overthink things."

"Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done? He was always mathturbating."

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay"

"Asked a girl what I had to do to get her, she said, ""GET LOST!"" So I stared... Realising she wasn't saying more, I asked, ""which season?"""

"My neighbors listen to good music. Whether they want to or not!"