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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England? baroque"

"3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily don't hit me !"

"Auto-correct is so crazy now a days... My mom meant to text me 'I love you' but it auto corrected to 'You're a disappointment.'"

"What's red with seven dents Snow Whites cherry"

"Is PETA aware that we're still struggling with the ethical treatment of humans?"

"BF: Will you marry me? GF: Do we have to live together? BF:"

"Apparently Stephen Hawking is in hospital after he went on a date last night... She stood him up."

"What's that coffee drink with icecream? I used to know it, but... Affogato."

"Why did the invisible man turn down the job? He couldn't see himself doing the work"