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Joke of the Day
"Quitting smoking is really easy... I've done it like 100 times already"
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"I can tell exactly how much someone weighs by how much noise they make when I push them down the stairs."
"We all know that 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but do you know why 9 is afraid of 6? Because she bit his dick last time"
"Maybe the Loch Ness Monster is really just giraffes that don't want people to know they like to swim YOU DON'T KNOW"
"Dear 6-year-old me: As an adult you won't need to know cursive but you will need an ability to type with your thumbs. The future is weird."
"Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !"
"What do you call a space alien in a hoodie? Treyvon Martian"
"Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job."
"What made Tesla successful ? Its musk"
"I'm starting to think I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my own home."