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Joke of the Day

"I don't discriminate based skin colour, I do it based on clothes... In fact you could call me a fashist"

"People often invent statistics to prove a point they are making. 5 out of 3 people who do this actually don't understand numbers."

"Guys GUYS wait! Stay awake, for God's sake stay awake because I just found out if you die on Twitter YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE!"

"How can you tell if Trump is lying? His lips move. How can you tell if Clinton is lying? [deleted]"

"A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum... The doctors described his condition as stable."

"Potentially offensive Muslim pick-up line [NSFW] Hey girl, are you prayer? Because I'd love to do you 5 times a day"

"Seven has the word 'even' in it... ...which is odd."

"Why did vegan cross the road? Because chicken came to his side."

"I said to my wife Barb, You make an excellent point.'"

"Would you rather have $5 dollars OR... Have your favorite WNBA team win the championship"