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Joke of the Day

"They say travel broadens the mind... Except for Americans, where it just seems to widen the arse (Jimmy Carr)"

"In honor of America's upcoming Independence Day, do you know why America spells ""behavior"", ""color"", and ""humor"" the way they do? Because **fuck u**, that's why!"

"What do you call a deer with big eyes? A big-eye deer!"

"A Jewish kid asks his father for 20 dollars.... The father says ""10 dollars! What do you need 5 dollars for?"""

"The leading cause of depression is reality."

"Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom? Because they're all dead."

"Being fat is when you watch Jurassic Park and wonder if dinosaur tastes good."

"I'm a girl When i get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"Did you know... Jesus invented cross-training"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. The tricky part is getting them in there."