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Joke of the Day

"Mugger: ""Hand over your stuff! No funny business!"" *I give him my wallet and phone but not my business proposal to open a clown college*"

"Has the airplane joke been posted yet? Eh never mind, it'll go over your head."

"I'm confused about plants"

"The talk -Dad, am I adopted? -Not yet, we still haven't found anyone who wants you"

"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? elephino. (Hell if I know)"

"What do nutrition labels and tumblr have in common? They're both full of trans fats"

"What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record? PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!"

"What's the difference between anal sex and regular sex? Regular sex can make your night, but anal sex can make your hole weak."

"[BDSM] I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client Oops, wrong sub"

"There were tons of reddit admins responsible for today's commotion. But not many of them."