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Joke of the Day
"Did you know... Jesus invented cross-training"
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"[me narrating a documentary about whales] look at these useless fat rubber sea pigs"
"Sleep tight! And if you should die before you wake -- did you clear your browser history?"
"I hope I never have more than one kid because the urge to superglue two children together is a crippling desire I struggle against everyday."
"Which part of a vegetable isn't edible? His wheelchair."
"Having a sexual fetish for shirts is wrong... The bible says ""Adam and Eve"", not ""penis in the sleeve""!"
"Just watched 3 people jogging outside and it has inspired me to get up and close the blinds."
"Dropped my son for his first day of kindergarten today. Does anybody know what age you're supposed to pick them up?"
"Difference between gipsy and a pizza The pizza can feed a family of four"
"Two men walk into a bar. First one says ""I'll have an H20."" Second man says, ""You know what? I'll have an H20 too."" The second man dies."