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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzhu."
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"Hey guys, what's the name of that movie where Michael Cera plays a socially awkward teenager?"
"Russell Crowe arrested for cannibalism After been asked by the judge did he have any regrets for eating the female victim, Russell shook his head and said he was ""Glad he ate 'er"""
"Jared Fogle was guilty and got 16 years He was just grateful for anything under 18. Credit to SNL that joke might have converted me to watch."
"Guys whose fathers left when they were young always complain about how they never had someone to ""teach them how to shave"" but it's easy... You start at the ankle and work your way up!"
"What's a statistician's favorite form of art? Data-ism"
"What is brown and has got four legs and an arm? A Rottweiler on a children's playground."
"How Many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the ladder and ensure the safety of the second feminist who will unscrew the old lightbulb and replace it with a new one."
"Which concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat Nickelback"
"How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they prefer to live in the dark."