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Joke of the Day
"Raj Koothrappali met Justin Bieber... Unfortunately he couldn't speak with him"
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"After clipping my toddler's fingernails for over 2 years, I think I could diffuse a bomb while riding a roller coaster."
"Lately I go to the restroom at the movies, but forget where I'm seated then return & just begin a new life in a new seat with a new family."
"Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? Because they always take things literally."
"the good news is the doctor says I'm healthy as a horse, the bad news is she still uses large farm animals to describe me...."
"Who comes up with these names? A casino novice like me can get into real trouble at something called a craps table."
"I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles lastnight.. My next poop could spell, Disaster."
"Doctors in Zurich, Switzerland, in a 14-hour operation, successfully separated the conjoined Facebook account of a husband and wife."
"Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom ""wat abot that shadowy place. by 5pm it wil be in the sun"" ..who told you about science"
"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."