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Joke of the Day

"It's all fun and games until you lose your wifi signal."

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"I have some OC jokes as well Actually the post snaps in two. THAT WAS A JOKE THX FOR COMING"
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"My wife tried on a new dress and turned to me and said, ""I look fat, can you give me a compliment?"" ""You have perfect eyesight"", I replied."