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Joke of the Day
"A man with a mirror leaves a party... ... and says ""I'll see myself out."""
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"OK I just checked and cracked iPad screens are NOT covered under the health care reform bill, WTF?"
"Go ahead and cremate your grandma, you've urned it."
"What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold."
"I went on a boat trip around Paris, ...it was in-seine!"
"What did the male computer say to the female computer? He said: ""Ay gurl, I'd like to put my twisted-pair cable into your RJ45 jack so I can fill you up with my sweet, sweet data frames""."
"Please don't make me say Worcestershire out loud."
"I've been nominated for person most likely to not be nominated for anything."
"We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet anymore then spent 9yrs obsessing about it & just drove by its house real slow"
"Donald trump runs for president"