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Joke of the Day

"The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience."

"Why didn't Jarred order the meatball sub? Because he didn't like the size of the meatballs."

"So tell me, what do you think of the rectum as a whole?"

"Maybe Hitler started WWII after being constantly attacked by time travelers."

"What kind of melons always have big weddings? Cantaloupe."

"Top UN officials asked Vladimir Putin to stop annexing countries He responded: Oh go Crimea river"

"Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" asked Carmella. ""No"" said Mario. ""Who wrote it?"""

"Dear Tequila, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk"

"Did you hear Ben and Jerry are going to bring out a special line of LGBT ice-cream? They're gonna call it Ambrusia."

"Losing it guys vs girls (NSFW) ""Losing your virginity to an asshole"" is an unfortunate event for girls but a damn good one for guys."