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Joke of the Day

"""Babe there's something I've always wanted to do.."" *tenderly moves her bangs away from her eyes then scotch tapes them to her forehead*"

"Does anyone know what happened to Operation Baby? Last i heard, they had to abort."

"What's black & blue covered with blood? The 12 year old in my trunk that faught back!!"

"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? hint: take the ""S"" out of ""safe"" and the ""F"" out of ""way"""

"A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher? Bla...bla..see you next period."

"What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth? Bubblegum"

"My ""Savings Account"" is just several pairs of unwashed jeans on the floor that may or may not still have change in the pockets."

"Iphones walked out :p Two Iphones walked out of a bar"

"No kid, you don't have it hard. When I was a kid we had to eat without camera phones."

"Have you heard of this new drug? The DEA just passed a new controversial drug to help treat lesbians with depression. It's called Tricoxagan."