201850

Joke of the Day

"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? hint: take the ""S"" out of ""safe"" and the ""F"" out of ""way"""

"Not only do I have bad short-term memory... but also I have bad short-term memory."

"J.R.R. Tolkien's full name is Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien."

"Judging by the way some women wear makeup it's rather obvious they didn't excel at coloring as a kid."

"Why does my wife think its weird I talk to a bunch of strangers on the Internet, but it's ok for her to talk to multiple cats."

"Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time? Al Kaline."

"Hub: Let's go see a movie Me: Ok. How bout this one? *points* H: Why do we have to see a movie with subtitles? I didn't do anything wrong."

"What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B"

"What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab."

"Hear about the first Polish Olympic gold medalist? He was so proud, he had his medal bronzed."