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Joke of the Day

"What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth? Bubblegum"

"blacksmith joke A blacksmith asked his apprentice, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" He replied: ""No, but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""

"You may call it ""alcohol abuse"" but I've never heard alcohol complain."

"What do you call a bunch of woman in a tree A country"

"New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'. Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD."

"I enjoy cereal so much.. I enjoy cereal so much that I started incorporating it into other aspects of my life. For example, I don't get blue balls, I get Grape-Nuts."

"Hillary Clinton hot sauce Fiery and Bernie out the back end"

"What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff."

"So my buddy was going down... On his grandmother, and he told me he realized he was tasting horse semen... That's when he thought. ""I wonder if that's what killed her or not? """

"why did my wife didn't like her jewellery? cuz she is a nazi"