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Joke of the Day

"While playing the depressing part of a videogame, my close pal Xavier suddenly starts massaging my crotch I've never been so touched on an emotional level."

"4 queers walk into a biker bar..... One was an Indian One was a construction worker One was a cop and the Other was a Cowboy. Biker Says: ""is the YMCA closed?"""

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog."

"Any ship can be a minesweeper once..."

"And the LORD said "" Come forth and receive eternal life"" John came fifth and received a brand new toaster"

"What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot? Elton John's chin."

"I fucking hate Black History month It's the darkest month of the year"

"What does Beyonce bake her cookies on? Aluminatti foil"

"How do you keep someone in suspense?"

"Why does George Bush not know how to read? Because he was a stupid twat who should have never become president."