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Joke of the Day
"I'm terrified to death of someone stealing my identity and improving my credit"
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"Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby."
"Me and UFOS have something in common! Neither of us look good on camera."
"What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp? Methy"
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a horse show in Amsterdam... What is this world coming to?"
"I feel like a tampon... In the right place... at the wrong time.."
"I Masturbated so well last night That when i woke up this morning my dick was in the kitchen making me breakfast!"
"Did Timmy enjoy his first fried eggs? No, because he sat naked on a steel poll in 113 degrees"
"What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym? ...Mussolini"
"Little Johnny & the Devil A Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, ""Do you believe in the Devil?"" ""No,"" said Little Johnny. ""It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."""