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Joke of the Day

"Has the airplane joke been posted yet? Eh never mind, it'll go over your head."

"What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in? A high rise"

"Why did Hitler take suicide? Because of the lethal gas bill."

"I have six words for you."

"What does a SJW do on Halloween Triggered treating"

"Love it when moms refer to kids by age in tweets. ""6 fell down today"". Wonder if the kids do the opposite at school: ""33 is drunk again""."

"Why did Nixon never drive on the highway? Because he always took the low road."

"Columbia is the new Miss Universe"

"What was Jesus' favorite sport? Crossfitting."

"What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common? If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose."