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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record? PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!"

"A nerdy science joke I was gonna make a joke about sodium, but NA, seeing most of the science jokes Argon, but my friend wanted me to say a joke about sodium, bromine and oxygen but I was like NaBrO"

"[answers phone during job interview] What's the address here? The Pizza Hut guy can't find me."

"I was going to get a job at a coat check.... But I couldn't get the hang of it.^ok^i'll^just^show^myself^out"

"What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? A brunette with bad breath."

"Today my math teacher taught us how to square root -1 It was unreal"

"Superman's first day at the daily planet. Boss: Since you're new, you might need supervision. Clark: I have that, superhearing too."

"The Patriots offered the Seahawks a chance to win the super bowl They said ""no thanks, we'll pass."""

"[pet store] Um hi can I have 4 turtles & 1 rat Clerk: hah trying to make ur own ninja turtles dude Me:*hiding miniature sai and katana* n no"

"I'll never get picked for jury duty because I'd be the one on trial....."