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Joke of the Day

"What's a black mans' least favourite ice cream van? Mr Whippy."

"What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !"

"What's Ellen Pao's husband's favourite web plugin? Ponzi Buddy."

"How do druggies store their data? LSD Cards."

"I tried to tell my son the joke about the donkey eating corn. He said he didn't want to hear another corny ass joke out of me."

"Me: ""Your mum sucks."" GF: ""That's not very nice."" Me: ""No, it's wonderful."""

"*calls hotel front desk* ""Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?"" No sir, you will be billed for any- ""Someone robbed my mini bar"""

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom? Because the ""p"" is silent!"

"I also like my women how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."

"My 6 year old niece told me this one. What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests? (_) ( _)>- (_) An investigator"