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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom? Because the ""p"" is silent!"

"The news said a condom truck overturned, spilled its huge load and made a big mess. I don't know if it got cleaned up because I fell asleep."

"Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true."

"What do you call bread baked in the south? inbred"

"And the lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and received a toaster."

"Some grammar Nazis told me about a seminar they are going to attend about cause and effect. They're there to affect its effect and it's there for their two affects too."

"I have seen this one on here before but nobody ever gets it right... A baby seal walks into a club - What a tragedy...."

"I am starting a support group for guys dealing with Autoerotic Asphyxiation. Our motto is: ""Hang in there, we can beat it."""

"What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them."

"Russian history in 5 words: ""And then things got worse."""