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Joke of the Day
"Me: ""Your mum sucks."" GF: ""That's not very nice."" Me: ""No, it's wonderful."""
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"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer"
"A local man was arrested today for pouring Harpic all over the vicar. He's been charged with bleaching the priest."
"Yeah, cigarettes make you cool but they also take years off your life. Those are just two benefits."
"Would you like to know how to read minds? It's simple! Just relax. Take a deep breath. Minds Minds Minds Minds Minds"
"I was fired from my job as a mortician after I was caught having sex on the job I guess it was the final nail in the coffin."
"Always remember.... A mirror never lies. (Fatty)"
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.Dre"
"The wind just blew a napkin off my table and down the street. That one's on you, Earth."
"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi I'll let myself out now."