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Joke of the Day

"What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !"

"The Beatles and Pink Floyd collaborated on an Anti-Semitic song. It was called ""Hey Jew"" ."

"My kid's favorite joke right now: Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. ... omg that is SO gross"

"Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk? Because they don't want the siren to die."

"The best pirate joke(in your best pirate voice): What is a pirates favorite letter? Every body says its the ""R"" but it is actually the ""C."""

"That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide."

"I feel bad for people who work at German supermarkets. They have to deal with Deutsch bags all day."

"Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things."

"Australian Police are on the look out for a serial Aboriginal basher I called them up about it, apparently it's not a job"

"Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their hands through their hair."