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Joke of the Day
"Today I had a second helping of hummus. I was arrested for double hummus-ide."
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"What do you say when you see your television floating in the night? Drop it, nigga! What do you say when you see your refrigerator floating in the night? Nothing. That's a big-ass nigga."
"i was walking down the street, when someone threw a packet of cod liver oil at my head........ .......but i only suffered super fish oil injuries"
"I'm so oblivious to someone flirting with me that if they told me to take my shirt off I'd assume it was because I spilled something on it"
"Hansel and Gretel is a timeless tale about the importance of killing old ladies."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's To get to the other side"
"What's a Pedophile's Favorite Part about Hockey? Getting there before the first period."
"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?"
"I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in."
"A fool guy A man ask another what's you name and from where are u? He replied why would i tell u that my name is jhon and i am from usa."