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Joke of the Day

"i was walking down the street, when someone threw a packet of cod liver oil at my head........ .......but i only suffered super fish oil injuries"

"How do trees encourage one another? They say ""I'm rooting for you"""

"Trump Drops out of the race, and makes America great again."

"I'll act my age when I'm 69 lol"

"Where do red head pirates come from? IIIIIiiireland Edit: Posted while drunk, fixed spelling."

"The Seventh Sense: ""I can smell dead people."""

"What do the LAPD and computers have in common? They can both burn C.D's"

"A Jewish man walks up to an Asian man... The Jewish man says ""Hey, your eyes are really squinted, must be hard for you to see, huh!"" The Asian man says ""Well at least I can see my grandparents."""

"What would you do if a kid in your class jumped out of set and took of his shirt, then ran out of the class and hoped onto a segway."

"How to make $500 fast Attach it to a rocket Credit: 4chan"