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Joke of the Day

"I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in."

"How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !"

"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"Who is the best Jewish cook? Hitler."

"If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression... If Yoda were to do a Chicken impression and say Cock-a-doodle-doo. Would he be asking someone to draw a penis?"

"Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they're about to take a picture?"

"I hate those who are anti-democracy, anti-freedom or anti-semitic but if there is one anti thing that i like it is Anti-jokes"

"With a calendar, your days are numbered."

"Your car keys will always be in the same pocket as the hand that's carrying 6 bags of groceries. Always."

"My friend was having trouble with girls, so I told him there's plenty fish in the sea He's since been charged with beastiality."