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Joke of the Day

"A fool guy A man ask another what's you name and from where are u? He replied why would i tell u that my name is jhon and i am from usa."

"which came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster"

"I just saw an article titled ""Can We build a Real Jurassic Park?"" DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE?!"

"What do you call Israelis that overly spray tan? Orange Jews!"

"""How can I help you? Hi I'd like a root canal ""Are you a patient here?"" No ""Who referred you to us?"" No one ""Ok then why-"" I have a Groupon"

"So Tim Cook (CEO of Apple) came out as gay ....I guess that's why all of their products suck dick."

"I like turntablism. Some of the samples really speak to me."

"I don't care if you stop reading after 80 characters. I'm using all 140, even if what I say makes no sense at all. Oh also, your mom's a who"

"I say ""Hey man, I got your back."" He thanks me until he collapses from being spineless. I give his back to an infant. ""Baby got back."" I say"

"I used to go out with a Jewish girl The sex was Unorthodox"