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Joke of the Day

"The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love to be called beautiful."

"Definitions Bigamist - An Italian fog. Myfunsalow - ""I am broke"" in Italian. Innuendo - Italian for suppository."

"A gymnast walks into a bar...(X-Post from /r/funny) He gets a two-point deduction and ruins all chances of a medal."

"I like telling science puns... Just to see the reaction..."

"What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen? Killed in a tunnel."

"You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!"

"I don't like jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out of a guard tower."

"Say what you will about hitler... At least he killed 6 million Jews"

"What is Batman's least favorite TV channel? The Family Channel."

"While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I've quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!"