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Joke of the Day

"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker... Cant wait to see my new cock"

"Have you been on /r/bigdickproblems ? Of course you haven't."

"... -_- Ash gets raped??? http://teensofhs.blogspot.com/2013/02/20000-views-celebration.html"

"Two fish in a tank.. The one fish looks at the other and says ''How do you drive this thing?''"

"What is the most common question asked by iPhone users? ""Does anyone have a charger I could use?"""

"How do you get down off of an elephant? You don't, you get down off of a duck."

"911, what's your emergency? What do you mean you've been stabbed? People can't do that, that's illegal."

"What language does a patio speak? Porch-uguese"

"I wish women would put the toilet seat back up after they're done using it."

"Did you guys ever prank your passed out friend by putting his hand in a bowl of warm water and then dropping a tiny toaster in it?"