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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Souperman!"
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"Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween."
"If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used."
"The irony of my developing severely crippling stomach cramps minutes after reading a cheesy old love story isn't lost on me. *faints*"
"Why did two ferrets decide to meet? They were trying to start a business."
"One time I walked in on my brother, masturbating. We locked eyes for what felt like forever. Then he yelled, ""Why the hell are you masturbating!?"""
"What do you get when you cross the Russian mafia and the Yakuza? Killed."
"Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire? To be on the safe side!"
"What is the painless frequency? 0 Hz"
"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride our bikes!"