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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Souperman!"
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"Remember... You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose."
"I met a guy who said he could get a great deal on a pillowcase... turns out, it was a sham."
"Birthdays they keep track of how long you've been alive And how long you haven't been inside a vagina"
"The number of ""followers"" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12."
"What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"
"2 sheep are standing on a hill One turns to the other and says ""Baaa!"". The other sheep says ""I was just going to say that""."
"What did the pig say when his wife left him? ""Don't go bacon my heart"""
"I tried to catch fog once... I mist"
"What did the dead magician say? Abra-cadaver"