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Joke of the Day

"One time I walked in on my brother, masturbating. We locked eyes for what felt like forever. Then he yelled, ""Why the hell are you masturbating!?"""

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, this one doesn't"

"Hey gurl are you an integral? Because I'd gladly replace my x with u."

"A priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench... when a little boy, around 9 years old passes them by. ""Wanna fuck him?"" asks the priest. ""Out of what?"" the rabbi replies."

"What did the Nazi doctor tell his fully dilated patient.? Just one more putsch."

"You can never lose a homing pigeon... If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon."

"Frogs always look like they just found out there's no free Wi-Fi."

"What goes 'clippidy clop bang bang clippidy clop'? An Amish drive-by."

"I was asked if I preferred legs or breasts... I said a shaved vagina is better, But apparently that wasn't really appropriate in KFC."