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Joke of the Day

"The irony of my developing severely crippling stomach cramps minutes after reading a cheesy old love story isn't lost on me. *faints*"

"I got infatuated with a pizza. I thought it was just a *crust*. But damn, it was love at first *slice*"

"Where do pens and pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda the table!"

"Pantyhose How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose? 10 little piggies 2 calves 1 ass 1 beaver A bunch of hares and.. 1 fish that no one can find."

"What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke? Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there? 911. 911 who? You said you'd never forget"

"Steve was walking down the street, when he came across a police officer and was promptly arrested for indecent exposure"

"Why I hate 9/11..... I hate 9/11 because my cousins died doing their favorite thing... Flying Planes."

"How do u call a Boomerang that doesnt come back ? a Stick"

"No lie: When the plane landed I had 9 texts and my 13yr old had 343."