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Joke of the Day
"Why did two ferrets decide to meet? They were trying to start a business."
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"What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke? A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father."
"No one cared about leaving children in cars when I was young. I lived in the back of an old Buick with a pack of wild dogs until I was 9."
"Two muffins in an oven... ...One says to the other, ""Blimey it's hot in here"" The other screams, ""AARRRGGGHH, a talking muffin!!!"""
"You think Japanese teenagers are shocked the first time they see a real live naked woman & it's not all pixelated looking down there?"
"Why are X-wings so grubby? Rebel scum."
"people said my days of misquoting famous idioms were over but I'm like a phoenix rising from molasses"
"What do you call the space between a Mormon's butthole and balls? a Latter-day taint!"
"A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste."
"What usually comes in handy? A virgin."