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Joke of the Day
"Why did two ferrets decide to meet? They were trying to start a business."
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"[Knock at door] MAN: Hello I'm here to talk about Jesus Christ!! Sorry, a spider landed on me. I'm here to talk about bondage ME: Do come in"
"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."
"My walk of shame is every time I leave a girl's house after watching ""How I Met Your Mother"" with her."
"Worst. Cruise. Ever. - Katie Holmes"
"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."
"I choked on viagra this morning. I had a stiff neck for hours."
"A chinese man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says ""You have cataract. "" and the chinese guy says ""No, I have a rinkin continental."""
"What does a pussy have in common with the mafia? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica? Freezing."